AN UPDATE JUST HAPPENED! HOORAY!

Just refresh the page and you should be good to go. You may need to clear your browser's cache to keep playing, but this is rare.

The game will not work until you are up to date. If you are having problems getting this message to go away, please post in the forums under "Problems".

On the upside, the game just got better! Enjoy!

Yes, we're working on improving this process, and promise to keep game-halting updates to a minimum. ;)

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Welcome to PseudoQuest!

You have JavaScript turned off.

This is the most common thing that will lead to seeing this warning. The game requires JavaScript to play - it's the 'J' in Ajax, after all. Without it, it'd just be "AAX", and that's hard to pronounce. To correct this, turn JavaScript back on. We promise not to do anything intentionally malicious.

You have an outdated or otherwise unsupported browser.

It's possible that your web browser simply doesn't support the technologies required. This can happen for any reason ranging from using a text-only or audio-only browser, to not keeping your browser up to date.

For the former case, we apologize, but the game really wouldn't translate well to a text-only or audio-only format. The game plays like most 2-D overhead graphical adventure games, and as such relies heavily upon utilizing a standard GUI interface.

If your browser is simply old, we highly recommend Opera. It's a joy to use, even if it's not well-known. Also, it happens to conform to web standards better than anything else currently available for the Windows platform. (We're looking at you, FireFox!)

You are a search engine

Search engines ignore JavaScript (as well they should, I suppose), so they get to see this, too. However, there's just no helping some automated programs. Honestly, we're not trying to change our page ranking by doing it this way - we just want to have a graceful fallback error message for people who won't be able to enjoy our game.

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