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Welcome to PseudoQuest!

You have JavaScript turned off.

This is the most common thing that will lead to seeing this warning. The game requires JavaScript to play - it's the 'J' in Ajax, after all. Without it, it'd just be "AAX", and that's hard to pronounce. To correct this, turn JavaScript back on. We promise not to do anything intentionally malicious.

You have an outdated or otherwise unsupported browser.

It's possible that your web browser simply doesn't support the technologies required. This can happen for any reason ranging from using a text-only or audio-only browser, to not keeping your browser up to date.

For the former case, we apologize, but the game really wouldn't translate well to a text-only or audio-only format. The game plays like most 2-D overhead graphical adventure games, and as such relies heavily upon utilizing a standard GUI interface.

If your browser is simply old, we highly recommend Opera. It's a joy to use, even if it's not well-known. Also, it happens to conform to web standards better than anything else currently available for the Windows platform. (We're looking at you, FireFox!)

You are a search engine

Search engines ignore JavaScript (as well they should, I suppose), so they get to see this, too. However, there's just no helping some automated programs. Honestly, we're not trying to change our page ranking by doing it this way - we just want to have a graceful fallback error message for people who won't be able to enjoy our game.

Create an Account!

So, you want to join the world of PseudoQuest, do you? Run around, kill stuff, maybe go adventuring with your friends? You're in luck! For a LIMITED TIME ONLY*, you can join up and play for free!

(*: for all practical purposes, not limited at all)

You're free to play for free, but do consider supporting us if you like it, either by checking out some of the card and board games we produce over at www.utimegames.com or by using the donation button on your left.

Your email address will only be used for things like sending a forgotten password, etc. Be sure to read through the terms and conditions for information about using this site. In case of any doubt, rule #1 is "Don't be a jerk." Please don't break it.

If you can see this, the unfortunate truth is that you have javascript turned off, or it's otherwise not working. This webgame absolutely requires javascript in order to work.