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Welcome to PseudoQuest!

You have JavaScript turned off.

This is the most common thing that will lead to seeing this warning. The game requires JavaScript to play - it's the 'J' in Ajax, after all. Without it, it'd just be "AAX", and that's hard to pronounce. To correct this, turn JavaScript back on. We promise not to do anything intentionally malicious.

You have an outdated or otherwise unsupported browser.

It's possible that your web browser simply doesn't support the technologies required. This can happen for any reason ranging from using a text-only or audio-only browser, to not keeping your browser up to date.

For the former case, we apologize, but the game really wouldn't translate well to a text-only or audio-only format. The game plays like most 2-D overhead graphical adventure games, and as such relies heavily upon utilizing a standard GUI interface.

If your browser is simply old, we highly recommend Opera. It's a joy to use, even if it's not well-known. Also, it happens to conform to web standards better than anything else currently available for the Windows platform. (We're looking at you, FireFox!)

You are a search engine

Search engines ignore JavaScript (as well they should, I suppose), so they get to see this, too. However, there's just no helping some automated programs. Honestly, we're not trying to change our page ranking by doing it this way - we just want to have a graceful fallback error message for people who won't be able to enjoy our game.

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PseudoQuest Referral Program

Earning FREE Gold is easy!

Just tell your friends to sign up and put your username in as the referrer. They'll get some Gold to play with, and - once they've played 700 turns - you'll get some extra Gold, too!

You can also create a spiffy dynamic forums banner to show off your PseudoQuest character! Anyone that clicks that and creates an account will automatically list you as the referrer. So, add it to your sig wherever you post, and start raking in the free Gold!

Instructions

To make the forums banner, just log in and click the "?" icon. Then, pick "Create a forums banner", and copy the BBCode or HTML anywhere you have a forums signature. Woot!

Sample banner (Yes, this is Xaroth's real live updating banner - just like yours will be!):